Evan Fried and Me...In Birmingham.

Unlike me, Evan Fried, in real life does NOT drink or smoke at all. But we all know this is a dream. I had this dream last night, and it wasn't very clear, but I'll try to explain it as best as I can.

So I'm in Birmingham at night and I see Evan Fried drinking a beer. After I see this, I go get myself a beer. There's a big crowd somewhere, but me and Fried decide to walk away. I have a couple packs of cigarettes in my pockets, hoping that he'll have some with me (I assume he will because he's drinking a beer). We walk into a store, it was pretty big, and it had lots of sweatshirts zip-ups. Now that I think about it, the clothes that were on the racks looked very much like what I could find at American Apparel.

Anyways, we're in the store. Me and him go to "hide" in the corner where there's a bunch of loose clothes on the ground. When I ask what we're doing he says, "After the store shuts down, we're going to take shit!" I couldn't believe that Fried would be saying this, but I go along with it. The lights turn off, and suddenly a couple of policemen are in the building. I quickly hide the cigarettes beneath the loose clothing. I had no idea what they were looking for, but it wasn't us. They have flashlights, and shine them on us. They shine the flashlight in our faces but don't do anything.

That's it. I vaguely remember that I was at an ice cream parlor or a diner before this part, but I don't remember enough of it to explain.